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Post by eLmaki on Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:02 pm

Perbedaan Mendasar Antara Seorang PRIA dan COWOK


Inilah Perbedaan mendasar antara seorang PRIA dan COWOK

P: Tahu jelas lima tahun lagi ia mau jadi apa.
C: Tidak jelas lima menit lagi ia mau berbuat apa.

P: Jago membuat wanita merasa tenang.
C: Jago membuat cewek merasa senang.

P: Bacaannya John Grisham, mainannya golf, tontonannya CNN.
C: Bacaannya Harry Potter, mainannya bilyar, tontonannya MTV.

P: Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak uang.
C: Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak dosa.

P: Seimbang antara penghasilan dan pemasukan.
C: Seimbang antara hutang dan pembayaran minimum.

P: Mendukung emansipasi wanita, tapi tetap membayari bon makan wanita.
C: Mendukung emansipasi wanita dengan membiarkan wanita bayar sendiri.

P: Punya akuntan, penjahit dan dokter langganan.
C: Punya salon, kafe dan bengkel langganan.

P: Meminta Anda nimbrung ngobrol kalau mamanya menelepon.
C: Pura-pura Anda tidak bersamanya jika mamanya menelepon.

P: Putus dengan pasangannya sambil berjabatan tangan dan mengakui sulitnya menjembatani perbedaan antar mereka berdua, diiringi ucapan, "Kita tetap bisa berteman selamanya."
C: Putus dengan pasangannya sambil kabur dari rumah, merokok berbatang -batang, plus ucapan, "Jangan undang aku ke pernikahanmu nanti!"

P: Mencintai wanita 10 % pada pertemuan awal dan meningkat terus.
C: Mencintai wanita 100 % pada pertemuan awal dan menurun terus.

P: Berpikir dewasa seperti orang usia 40 tahun saat berusia 17 tahun.
C: Berpikir kekanakan seperti orang usia 17 tahun saat berusia 40 tahun.

P: Bisa menang hanya dengan otak dalam konflik.
C: Cuma bisa ngamuk, adu mulut, n adu otot kalo konflik.

P: Mikirnya "Aku masih kurang pengetahuan, harus belajar lebih banyak".
C: Mikirnya "Aku yang terhebat di muka bumi, siapapun aku hadapin !!!".

P: Otak no 1, digabungin otot kalo terpaxa.
C: Otot no 1, ditambah otak kalo punya.

P: Main sepedah agar tambah perkasa
C: Main sepedah biyar dipuji wanita




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Re: Perbedaan Mendasar Antara Seorang PRIA dan COWOK

Post by iKaka' on Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:11 pm

Wkwkwkwk,, dasar mystic emang aneh!!

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Post by Fizan32 on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:41 pm

weeee.........da yg ngaku gak yah sapa pria n sapa cowok ????

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Post by begundal7 on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:15 pm

apa seh ngak ngerti,,
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Post by Fe_dHi on Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:59 am

hahaha............jadi u termasuk cowo pa pRia??

haaaa........................
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Post by begundal7 on Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:56 am

liat aja fotonya,,kliatannya apa ??? he8x ^^
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Re: Perbedaan Mendasar Antara Seorang PRIA dan COWOK

Post by eLmaki on Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:01 am

ce??
cantik juga tok..
tapi tu bukan ce lu pasti..

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Post by iKaka' on Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:36 pm

weeee.........da yg ngaku gak yah sapa pria n sapa cowok ????

gw ngaku jan!!!

Gw laki-laki.. Wkkwkwwkwkk

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Post by begundal7 on Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:53 pm

ya bukan lah,,,,
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Post by zemaniez on Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:48 am

hahaha biman mah ngaku2 doank c bisanya wew.... hehehe
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Post by Fe_dHi on Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:21 am

hahahah........foto nyolong dari YM ge...........haaaaa

pazti majikan baru ya??..........wkakakakakkkkk......

Qdink man,,, ApaLah'' Cool
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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Fri May 02, 2008 8:28 am

berarti gw merasa klo w Pria,,,

n' mang kenyataan bukannya geer..

hahhahaha...
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Post by begundal7 on Fri May 02, 2008 4:21 pm

tampol low ma gw
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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Mon May 05, 2008 8:59 am

begundal7 wrote:tampol low ma gw


bwt sapa u????
anegh banget....
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Post by Fe_dHi on Mon May 12, 2008 1:39 pm

man jangan ngFlame atuh..............

jangan berantem...........berantem jgn dForum.....dLapangan.....
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