Ramaikan TKJ!!!
TKJ Online Forum Community, A Premier Place for Creative And Innovative Young IT
Information
IP
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Poll

TKJ Online should be?

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Vote_lcap73%Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Vote_rcap 73% [ 8 ]
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Vote_lcap27%Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Vote_rcap 27% [ 3 ]

Total Votes : 11

Sekarang Jam

Bogor


Joke's Corner..

Page 9 of 10 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Next

Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:43 am

iya luchu banget apa laghi itunya*****


hahahahahahahahahahaha...
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:31 am

ap sih Lu teh Thenk!!!
Taq jLaz!!! Surprised

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:50 am

BADWORD..
kan dari sanya udah gtu..
gx tau ye aneh..
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Pernah naik Harley

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:02 pm

Dua orang pemuda sedang asyik naik mobil, tiba-tiba sebuah motor Harley Davidson mendahului mereka dan pengemudinya berteriak

" Hooooi ! ... Elu sudah pernah naik Harley belum ?" lalu dia langsung tancap gas.
" Sialan tuh orang baru naik Harley segitu aja sombong banget, ayo kita kejar ! " kata pemuda yang nyetir mobil,
"ayo !" balas temannya. Mobil itu tancap gas dan berhasil menyalip Harley.

Ngga' lama kemudian, Harley tersebut berhasil nguber Mobil lagi, dan pengendara Harleynya berteriak " Hoooi ! ... Elu udah pernahnaik Harley belum ?". Dan Harley itu ngebut lagi ninggalin mobil.

" Biar mampus tuh orang, gua sumpahin tabrakan lu,belagu amat sih! " pemuda yang nyetir mobil keki berat.

Rupanya di persimpangan jalan, Harley tersebut tabrakan dan pengemudinya ketiban motor sendiri. Setelah tahu yang tabrakan adalah Harley yang ngeledek mereka kedua orang pemuda ini turun dari mobil dan menghampiri pengemudi tersebut. "Hoi ... elu pernah naik Harley ngga' ?" kata
pengemudi Harley sambil meringis kesakitan. "Heh, elu tuh udah tabrakan,ketiban motor, masih sombong, mau lu apa sih ?" kata salah seorang pemuda yang bawa mobil dengan sewot.

Lalu pengendara Harley itu ngomong " Maksudnya, gue mau nanya kalo elu udah pernah naik Harley kasih tahu gua rem-nya dimana !"

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:24 am

Lumayan Garink...

tapi kocak si..


ahahhahahaha..
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by eLmaki on Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:29 am

kocak banged..

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 EL8

set your goals high and don't stop till you get there..

by: TKJs motivator
eLmaki
eLmaki
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1046
Age : 27
Address : maunya mah di surga..
Hobbies / Jobs : futsal..
Favorites : horikita maki..
Status : mau tau ja..
Today\'s Feeling : i'm sad but i can't cry..
Motto : pilih n jalanin yg terbaik
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126290
Member Since : 2008-01-11

View user profile http://elsevenart.blogspot.com

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:38 am

iya klo bacanya laghi mood ...
w laghi sbux jadi gx fokus n jadin jatohnya garink...
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by eLmaki on Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:41 am

for me, its funny..

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 EL8

set your goals high and don't stop till you get there..

by: TKJs motivator
eLmaki
eLmaki
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1046
Age : 27
Address : maunya mah di surga..
Hobbies / Jobs : futsal..
Favorites : horikita maki..
Status : mau tau ja..
Today\'s Feeling : i'm sad but i can't cry..
Motto : pilih n jalanin yg terbaik
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126290
Member Since : 2008-01-11

View user profile http://elsevenart.blogspot.com

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:51 am

iya i know,,,,
w klo w no Funy,,
but Rieut yeuh..
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by eLmaki on Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:53 am

kata pa herman ntar laporan di jelasin kalo udah kupul sekelas..

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 EL8

set your goals high and don't stop till you get there..

by: TKJs motivator
eLmaki
eLmaki
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1046
Age : 27
Address : maunya mah di surga..
Hobbies / Jobs : futsal..
Favorites : horikita maki..
Status : mau tau ja..
Today\'s Feeling : i'm sad but i can't cry..
Motto : pilih n jalanin yg terbaik
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126290
Member Since : 2008-01-11

View user profile http://elsevenart.blogspot.com

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by Fe_dHi on Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:58 pm

Lalu pengendara Harley itu ngomong " Maksudnya, gue mau nanya kalo elu udah pernah naik Harley kasih tahu gua rem-nya dimana !"

mmm.....kacau......

maen ngebut wae......hehehehe

kga tau remNa ko ngebudz....rank bodoh....wkakakakakkkkkaa
Fe_dHi
Fe_dHi
Legendary Member

Male
Number of posts : 745
Age : 28
Address : Campus
Hobbies / Jobs : makan
Favorites : maen basket
Status : lagi nyari cinta sejati
Today\'s Feeling : bingung.............
Motto : jangan bawa motor ngebudz
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 125520
Member Since : 2008-02-05

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Fri May 02, 2008 7:11 am

mirip u yupz...

hahahahhaa....
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by Fe_dHi on Fri May 02, 2008 9:41 am

mirip u yupz...

hahahahhaa....

what the Hell ????

guw tau Rem x............
Fe_dHi
Fe_dHi
Legendary Member

Male
Number of posts : 745
Age : 28
Address : Campus
Hobbies / Jobs : makan
Favorites : maen basket
Status : lagi nyari cinta sejati
Today\'s Feeling : bingung.............
Motto : jangan bawa motor ngebudz
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 125520
Member Since : 2008-02-05

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by eLmaki on Fri May 02, 2008 9:55 am

ta mank lu tau arti what the hell...

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 EL8

set your goals high and don't stop till you get there..

by: TKJs motivator
eLmaki
eLmaki
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1046
Age : 27
Address : maunya mah di surga..
Hobbies / Jobs : futsal..
Favorites : horikita maki..
Status : mau tau ja..
Today\'s Feeling : i'm sad but i can't cry..
Motto : pilih n jalanin yg terbaik
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126290
Member Since : 2008-01-11

View user profile http://elsevenart.blogspot.com

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Fri May 02, 2008 11:41 am

yaiyala tau!!!

masa Tahu...
x'an ajah ONCOM!!!


hahahahahahahah...
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Mon May 05, 2008 8:38 pm

tHe_maSteR kiNg wrote:iya klo bacanya laghi mood ...
w laghi sbux jadi gx fokus n jadin jatohnya garink...

Hhaa,,
Luw y6 gariiing thenk!!!
y6 lain bLang Lcu eh Luw y6 doank y6 bLang gariiing!!!
gW msukin joke jg brbobot thenk!!! Surprised

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Mon May 05, 2008 9:01 pm

NOLONG ORANG
Terlambat sekolah Ada seorang murid terlambat kesekolah dan gurunya pun bertanya
"Dino kenapa kamu bisa terlambat ?"
dan muridnya pun menjawab
"maaf pak saya habis nolong orang yang mau di tabrak sepeda motor"
dan gurunya pun berkata
"Baguslah dino kamu memang anak yang suka menolong"
murid itu pun berkata
"tapi pak ya jelas saya tolong, soalnya yang nabrak itu saya"

Suara dari headphone
Suatu ketika, si boloth pergi ke tukang cukur, namun si boloth mengenakan headphones. Si tukang cukur bilang, "Bapak harus melepaskan benda itu atau aku tidak dapat memotong rambut bapak!"
Si Boloth menjawab, "Tidak! Aku tidak bisa! Aku akan MATI tanpa mereka!" Jadi si tukang cukur hanya dapat menarik nafas, dan memotong rambut pada sisi kepalanya. Ketika si boloth tertidur, si tukang cukur berpikir, "Akan kulepas headphonesnya jadi aku bisa memotong rambutnya.
Dia nggak akan sadar ini." Jadi, ia melakukannya. Sekitar 3 menit berikutnya, si boloth melorot dari kursi,
meninggal. Si tukang cukur, "Kira-kira apa ya penyebab kematiannya? Mungkin ada hubungannya dengan headphonesnya?" Si tukang cukur mengambil headphones itu dan mendengarkannya baik-baik apa yang sedang
diputar. Ternyata headphones itu mengulang kata-kata, "Tarik nafas, lepaskan."

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Tue May 06, 2008 6:44 am

bay yang nolong orang kocak tapi yang dengerin headphone kurangh neh..

tapi good job..
terus kasih cerita2 baru iia..
hahhahahahahha...
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by Fe_dHi on Tue May 06, 2008 12:29 pm

wkakakakakkkkkk...........

kocak........

nafas z lupa...............wkakakakkakkkkkk
Fe_dHi
Fe_dHi
Legendary Member

Male
Number of posts : 745
Age : 28
Address : Campus
Hobbies / Jobs : makan
Favorites : maen basket
Status : lagi nyari cinta sejati
Today\'s Feeling : bingung.............
Motto : jangan bawa motor ngebudz
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 125520
Member Since : 2008-02-05

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Tue May 06, 2008 3:46 pm

Hahaa,,
kmbali gW bLang!!!
y6 ngriminnY aj Lcu apLgi jokenYa... Cool

bYangkan ja msa slma dY idup HP nTuw di tLinga truz!!! Surprised

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by Fe_dHi on Wed May 07, 2008 2:49 pm

yang lucu jokeNa doank.............

yang ngrim????..........kga.......wakakakakkakakakkkkkkkkk

peaceman..........
Fe_dHi
Fe_dHi
Legendary Member

Male
Number of posts : 745
Age : 28
Address : Campus
Hobbies / Jobs : makan
Favorites : maen basket
Status : lagi nyari cinta sejati
Today\'s Feeling : bingung.............
Motto : jangan bawa motor ngebudz
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 125520
Member Since : 2008-02-05

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Wed May 07, 2008 6:28 pm

ah msa feb???

ayo mna atuh y6 sring ngrimin joke2!!!
msa brhnti bgtuw jaa!!! Very Happy

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Wed May 07, 2008 8:25 pm

Si Udin Beli HP
Si Udin yang udik baru aja panen besar pergi ke kota. Dia pengin banget beli handphone. Maka ia pergi ke counter hp.
Udin : Mbak, saya mau beli hp.
Sales ! : Ini, Mas.
Udin : Lo, kok gak nyala?
Sales : O, ini belum ada nomor kartunya, Mas. Mas harus beli kartunya dulu.
Udin : Ya udah, saya beli kartunya.

Setelah itu pulanglah si Udin ke kampungnya, tapi dia heran kok gak bisa dipake tuh hp, trus besoknya dia datangi lagi sales tokonya.
Udin : Kamu ini gimana, kok hp ini gak bisa dipake di kampung saya?
Sales : Ooo, itu karena di kampung Mas belum ada sinyal.
Udin : Lha, situ kok nggak bilang kemarin. Ya udah kalo gitu saya beli sinyalnya sekalian, jualan kok sendiri - sendiri gitu sih !!!

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by bY' u kNow??? on Wed May 07, 2008 8:38 pm

GAK SOPAN
Seorang perempuan berusaha untuk menaiki sebuah bis. Roknya yang ketat menghambat kakinya untuk naik ke dalam bis.
Karena itu dia tarik sedikit resleting roknya ke bawah agar untuk memberi ruang pada kakinya ketika diangkat mau menaiki bis.
Ketika kakinya masih belum bisa naik, sekali lagi tangannya kebelakang dan menarik sedikit lagi resletingnya.
Masih juga terasa ketat, untuk ketiga kalinya tangannya ke belakang menarik resleting ke bawah.
Perempuan tersebut akan mengulanginya untuk yang keempat kalinya ketika tiba-tiba sepasang tangan mengangkat pantatnya dan menaikkannya ke dalam bis.
Tentu saja dia berang. "Apa-apaan sih. Nggak sopan amat."
"Lho nggak sopan mana sama menarik resleting celanaku sampai tiga kali," jawab lelaki di belakangnya.


Istri Perwira Militer yang Selingkuh
"Tolong saya Dok", kata Budi yang perwira militer pada dokter.
"Apa yang bisa saya bantu?", tanya dokter.
"Beberapa hari yang lalu waktu saya pulang dari kantor, saya menangkap basah istri saya sedang berselingkuh dengan lelaki lain. Lalu saya ambil pistol saya dan saya acungkan pada istri saya. Lelaki selingkuhannya berkata bahwa percuma saya membunuh istri saya karena saya akan masuk penjara dan tidak pernah lagi bisa bersama istri saya. Saya luluh, lalu ia mengajak minum kopi".
"Lalu apa masalahnya?", tanya dokter.
"Dua hari kemudian istri saya melakukan hal yang sama dengan lelaki yang sama. Saya todongkan pistol ke arah lelaki selingkuhan istri saya, tapi sekali lagi ia membujuk bahwa kalaupun ia mati, istrinya akan berselingkuh lagi dengan lelaki lainnya. Saya luluh dan ia mengajak saya minum kopi".
"Jadi apa hubungannya dengan kedatanganmu ke sini?", tanya dokter.
"Tadi saya memergoki istri saya melakukan hal yang sama lagi. Di depan mereka, saya todongkan pistol ke mulut saya, lalu lelaki itu berkata bahwa kalau saya mati akan rugi karena justru memberi peluang seluas-luasnya kepada kami untuk selalu bersama-sama. Saya luluh dan iapun mengajak saya minum kopi".
"Langsung ke pokok persoalan aja deh", kata dokter tak sabar.

"KOPI BISA MERUSAK KESEHATAN SAYA NGGAK, DOK ??".

_________________
Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Liverpool-FC-logo-200x200_01Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 KickRacism-hertfordshirefa-285Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Sad-48x48
We'll Never Walk Alone Friends!!! Stop Racism!!!
bY' u kNow???
bY' u kNow???
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 1223
Age : 28
Address : di suatu tempat y6 dpat gW tempati
Hobbies / Jobs : suatu hal y6 dpat mmbwad gW sneng biLa mLkukannYa
Favorites : Allah SWT,Muhammad SAW,kLuarga,futsal,Liverpool,stevie G.,A&TB,juice alpuket,mY futsal team,komp.
Status : vinni, viddi, vicci . . .
Today\'s Feeling : es campur
Motto : Me Never Walk Alone !!!
Reputation : 0
Rep. Power : 126345
Member Since : 2008-01-09

View user profile http://profiles.friendster.com/meneverwalkalone/

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Fri May 09, 2008 7:06 am

Racun ...
kocak yg si udin ama gax sopan....

cari laghi ya bay..
tHe_maSteR kiNg
tHe_maSteR kiNg
Moderator

Male
Number of posts : 565
Age : 28
Address : Dunia Khayalan - Dunia Impian
Hobbies / Jobs : makan, dugem, nonton Ayat\' Cinta, etc.
Favorites : Nonton film ayat\' cinta, sambil berdoa dapetin ce spt Aisya\'
Status : High Quality Jomlo
Motto : apalah arti sebauh motto..
Reputation : 4
Rep. Power : 124384
Member Since : 2008-03-15

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Joke's Corner.. - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke's Corner..

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 9 of 10 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum