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Post by Fe_dHi on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:03 pm

hahahahhhaaa............

bkan msikin tapi khawatir anakNa knp"...............wkakakkakakkkkkkk
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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:57 pm

Seorang Produser film ingin membuat film perang yang sangat besar.
" Saya akan menggunakan dua regu tentara untuk adegan perang,"
" Setiap regu akan terdiri dari 25.000 orang,"
" Fantastis." sahut sutradara.
" Tapi, bagaimana kau akan membayar honor mereka?"
" Saya sudah memperhitungkannya," sahut produser.
" Itu sebabnya saya akan menggunakan peluru asli."

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Post by cegeb on Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:01 pm

bay

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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:05 pm

Tidak akan dihukum

Murid : Pak, apakah orang boleh dihukum untuk sesuatu yang belum
diperbuatnya ?
Guru : Oh, tentu saja tidak. Orang hanya boleh dihukum untuk perbuatan
yang telah dilakukannya.
Murid: Syukurlah, Pak. Saya belum membuat PR.

Panggilan mesra

Bernie diundang kawannya makan malam.
Morris, si tuan rumah, memanggil istrinya dengan kata- kata Sayang... Manis... Cintaku... Sayangku...Kasihku... dan sebangsanya.
Bernie
menatap Morris dan berkata, "Romantis sekali, setelah bertahun-tahun
menikah, kau tetap memanggil istrimu dgn kata-kata itu."
Morris mengangkat bahu dan berbisik,"Sebenarnya, aku lupa namanya sejak tiga tahun lalu."

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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:20 pm

bY' u kNow??? wrote:Dengan tergopoh-gopoh Ani yang masih kecil itu masuk ke rumah.
"Ayah....Ibu ...!!" teriaknya.
"Tetangga kita itu pasti orang miskin ....."
Si Ayah dan si Ibu sangat terkejut mendengar ucapannya itu karena
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:Mengapa kamu mengatakan begitu, sayang?"

"Sebab, mereka sudah ribut hanya karena anaknya menelan uang logam lima puluh rupiah."



lumayan kocak sih...
s bkin w tertawa..
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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:03 pm

kLw g Lcu ngapain gW msukin Joke Thenk!!!
cKcKcK... Surprised

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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:44 am

yah cape deh...
tau kali kan w cuma coment bay..
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Post by flampard on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:43 am

Tembakan Selalu Meleset

Samijan yang menjadi taruna kepolisian, selama beberapa bulan dilatih
untuk menjadi polisi yang baik. Ia memiliki kemampuan yang sangat baik
dalam segala hal, kecuali satu: menembak.

Suatu ketika, dia dan teman-temannya sedang berlatih menembak. Semua
menembak dengan baik kecuali Samijan. Setelah ia melepaskan 9 kali
tembakan dan tak satu pun yang mengenai sasaran, sang pelatih mulai
kehilangan kesabaran.

"Kamu ini benar-benar keterlaluan! Sekarang jangan kau sia-siakan pula
peluru terakhirmu. Pergi ke balik dinding itu dan tembak kepalamu!"

Samijan sangat malu. Dengan gontai dia pergi ke balik dinding. Tak berapa lama kemudian, terdengar suara tembakan.

"Ya Tuhan! Apakah anak tolol itu benar-benar menembak kepalanya sendiri?" seru pelatih.

Tanpa komando, seluruh taruna termasuk sang pelatih menyerbu ke balik
dinding. Terlihat Samijan baik-baik saja, tak cedera sedikit pun.

"Maafkan saya Pak," kata Samijan dengan muka sedih, "Tembakan saya meleset lagi..."
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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:06 am

ya ampun cape deh..
itu mah gx lucu cuma tolol aja polisinya...
segitu dy di suruh nembak kepalanya sendiri tapi untungnya meleset jadi dy kaga mati...



ha..
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Post by flampard on Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:10 am

gk pa" yg penting termsk joke....
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Post by eLmaki on Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:15 am

haha..

akhirnya kemampuan dy dalam menembak yg selalu meleset berguna juga..

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Post by flampard on Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:19 am

berguna untuk pa???
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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:09 am

brguna lah sep!!
cba kLw tembakan dy akurat y dia dh twaz!!!
nh untung tmbakannY nTuw sLLu taq akurat!!!
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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:50 am


  • 1.hei gw pngen bilang sesuatu am lo..baca no 5
    2.Lg buru2..? baca no 8
    3.Penasaran????? baca no 9
    4.ech,,daripada bingung baca aj no 15
    5.gw g punya kberanian nech..no 17 aj yach !!
    6.gw pngen'y sech ngmong skaranx,tp mndingan baca no 16
    7.gw bkal ngmong tapi baca dulu no 2 dlu
    8.yg pngen gw sampein k lo,ini bner" simple abiiez,,maka'y baca dunx no 4
    9.gak usah deg"an gtu dooonx,sderhana koq,sgampang membaca no 18
    10.beeLuumm...baca no 19 deech,,,,,
    11.udach mulai cape ye?? tenang,,baca aj no 13
    12.sbenernya gw pngen ngmong,bahwa.....(ach baca no 3 dech !!)
    13.tinggal sdikit lg loh..baca no 20 deh
    14.gw cuma maw tes ksabaran lo koq teman..Hhee,,
    15.LO udah mulai ngrasa penasaran khan??baca dee no 6
    16.msh blun ngrti yach?! baca no 12
    17.ach,,gw malu nech ngmong'y !! baca no 7
    18.gw g tau,kira" lo bkal ngrti g yach?tlong dunx baca no 10
    19.baca no 11 dgn tenang yach,,ntar jg taw
    20.skarang gw ngmong dech,,baca no 14,,tp pelan" aja jgn bilang yach!!!

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Post by flampard on Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:16 am

iye joke ngalieur keun wae...

pusing w baca na...
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Post by cegeb on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:25 am

lieeeur gw bay...

trick nya gini...kalo ada maze kaya gtu

baca paling bawah dlu...

20.skarang gw ngmong dech,,baca no 14,,tp pelan" aja jgn bilang yach!!!

kan jelaas tuh

14.gw cuma maw tes ksabaran lo koq teman..Hhee,,

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Post by iKaka' on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:34 am

Ya,, yang jelas kreatif n kurang kerjaan tuh yang buat,,

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Post by Fe_dHi on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:41 am

bayu u n9erjain guw ach........... Mad

kurang kerjaan........cma yang pinter doank yang kga Lieur.......hehehehhee Wink

cuma bkin penasaran................. Cool
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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:55 pm

cape deh bay...

yah untung w dah pinter,,
n sabar,,
padahal ntu cuma muter2 doank...
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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:28 pm

duh taq kretiv u tox..
nyontek mulu..


hahahahahah...
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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:23 pm

Hahaa,,
anda pusing???
Mnum baygon!!!
dJamin lngsung trtdur puless...
Hee,, Razz

nmanY jg Jokes!!! Very Happy

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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:59 pm

Di sebuah pasar tradisional.
Pembeli: “Mas, telornya berapa sekilo?”
Penjual: “Telor ayam atau telor bebek?”
Pembeli: “Telor ayam.”
Penjual: “Telor ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?”
Pembeli: “Ayam biasa.”
Penjual: “Yang lokal atau yang import?”
Pembeli: “Yang lokal aja.”
Penjual: “Yang lokalnya mau yang dari Jakarta, Bogor atau Depok?”
Pembeli: “Yang Jakarta deh…” (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: “Mau yang Jakarta Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?”
Pembeli: “Mas ini jual telor atau mau jalan-jalan?”
Penjual: “Maaf Bu, saya penjual mie ayam di sebelah. Kebetulan yang jual telor lagi ke belakang. Saya disuruh ngobrol dulu sama pembeli sampe dia dateng.”

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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:17 pm

NGGAK TEGA
Cowok : "Gua suka nggak tega ngeliat ada cewek berdiri kalau lagi
naik bus, apalagi pas gua dapet duduk..."
Cewek : (kagum) "Terus, apa yang Mas lakukan?"
Cowok : "Gua langsung pura-pura tidur..."

DOKTER DAN PASIEN
Ini merupakan percakapan antara dokter dengan seorang pasien yg
terkena muntaber.
Dokter : Sakit apa?
Pasien : Anu dok,mual-mual dan muntah-muntah...
Dokter : Buang air besarnya bagaimana?
Pasien : Seperti biasa Dok, jongkok...

PASIEN KABUR DARI RUMAH SAKIT JIWA
Seorang
pria menelepon sebuah rumah sakit jiwa dan menanyakan kepadapetugas di resepsionis apakah kamar no. 27 ada pasiennya.Petugas tersebut lalu memeriksa kamar tersebut, dan segera kembalike pesawat telepon,
memberitahu pria tersebut kalau kamar no. 27 itukosong."Bagus sekali!" kata si pria."Itu berarti aku sudah betul-betul berhasil melarikan diri!"

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Post by tHe_maSteR kiNg on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:20 am

lumayan kocak sih bay pha laghi yang percakapan dokternya...


hahahahahhaahahhhh...
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Post by bY' u kNow??? on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:26 am

y6 ngriminnY aj Lcu!!!
ap Lgi joke nY!!!
Hee,, Smile

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